Other New Standard Lunacy

Hot Wheels;

Collecting shot glasses (despite never actually drinking alcohol);

Making fun of MySpace (and it doesn't take much to do THAT);

Sports;

Women;

Jessica Alba;

Coffee;

Cigarettes (It's a "love/hate" thing);

Any song by Barry Manilow or Clay Aiken (if you laugh, up yours);

My wife (and her endless patience with my insanity);

Our cats (whether they pull down curtains or steal my credit cards or not);

Pissing off politically correct people;

My best friend in California, Dawggie;

Making fun of Dawggie's horrible, miserable, worthless, moronic, useless ex-wife (I hope she falls down a manhole and the cover falls on the bitch);

My home girl in Utah;

Torturing people who've fucked with me on-line;

The character on Without A Trace, Danny, when he lays out that smirk. He makes that show.

(originally posted 9-13-2006)