Other New Standard Lunacy

My buddy's ex-wife.

To the woman from Europe who honestly thought I'd leave my wife at all, let alone after a thirty minute chat with her.....Think about it.

To anyone who thinks I'll send them money....Think about it.

To the idiots who can't park a truck correctly at gunpoint yet can't understand why people leave empty cups into their truckbed....Think about it. (I've never done this, but love it when people do it to those who deserve it.)

To the assholes who blast their music at full volume and wonder why their neighbors call the police....Think about it.

To the scammers who think people will really let you have access to their bank accounts because your "overseas company" can't process these funds....Think about it.

To anyone stupid enough to believe you can get paid a huge salary just for deposting checks into your checking accout....Think about it.

To people who are so lazy they ask "a/s/l" without bothering to look at your profile and then wonder why you're so pissed off....Think about it.

To on-line men who IM me and say "is your wife hot?", "what is she wearing?" etc..., and wonder why I say "go fuck yourself"....Think about it.

To on-line men who IM and want to talk about how hot junior high school girls are.....Think about it (and go fuck yourselves while you're at it, scumwads).

To those who park in handicapped spaces illegally....Think about it (and enjoy your richly deserved tickets).

To on-line men who have sexually suggestive nicknames like "BigKok4U" and wonder why women want nothing to with them....Think about it.

To my buddy's ex, who insulted me, my wife, her then-husband, all of his friends, "loaned" out money to her friends without him knowing, and can't understand why I'd sooner eat glass than pull her from an alligator's jaws..... fucking THINK about it, you miserable, horrible, creep.

To Browns fans who criticized former coach Butch Davis for drafting so many SEC players, yet want to spend the Browns' first round pick on Ohio State players every year....Think about it (and no, we're NOT drafting Ted Guinn in 2007....we already HAVE enough wide receivers for crying out loud, you homers.)

(originally posted 9-27-2006)